he's got legs...he knows how to use them

e and s discuss the prospect of e meeting s's notoriously offensive "boyfriend"



e: i'm fucking wearing armor to snuggie night

s: he wont do shit to you.

e: i'm still scared of him

s: don't be. he's a baby

e: i'd literally kick him in the head if he asked me if i was a fag**

literally

i know how to kick now, too

and it wouldnt be a faggy kick either










** e is not a homophobe, but rather is channeling the likely vernacular of s's "boyfriend," who may, in fact, be a homophobe...cause s only goes for quality