with friends like these

s: i don't have anything to hide...i don't tell you "i miss you."

e: we, in fact, don't miss each other

s: i told my shrink today, "e would slap my face if i said 'i miss you'"

e: [pause]

e: i cant even deal with you saying you miss me even in an abstract hypothetical sense

he's no american express

s: i told [my boyfriend] that i am going to vegas...i just didnt mention that you were also going to be there.

e: dude it's your birthday this wasnt planned in conjunction with me
i'm just going for a wedding

s: no, i KNOW that..it's just funny that you are everywhere i want to be...like visa