he's pretty straight, vol. 1

e: is rapping on a justin bieber song the greatest thing ludacris has done?
i think so

he's got legs...he knows how to use them

e and s discuss the prospect of e meeting s's notoriously offensive "boyfriend"



e: i'm fucking wearing armor to snuggie night

s: he wont do shit to you.

e: i'm still scared of him

s: don't be. he's a baby

e: i'd literally kick him in the head if he asked me if i was a fag**

literally

i know how to kick now, too

and it wouldnt be a faggy kick either










** e is not a homophobe, but rather is channeling the likely vernacular of s's "boyfriend," who may, in fact, be a homophobe...cause s only goes for quality

big trouble in little korea

e: i refuse to date koreans. sorry korea, you had your chance.
s: north and south out of the picture?
e: now that you mention it, a north korean girl would be rare indeed. like a midget.
s: dear christ, can you find a north korean midget?
e: it's now my life goal
s: aim high... or in this case, low.